There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. << MORE >>

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A friend and I were standing inside a building of a local theme park. We were looking outside, and it was an extremely windy day. The area's custodian, the one who had the job of sweeping up debris, was a very small woman (4'10", 90 lbs.) and she was having a rough time trying to not be blown away.<< MORE >>

A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. << MORE >>

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.<< MORE >>

You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, whom they called 'Yam.'<< MORE >>

Jesus Loves You, The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot.<< MORE >>

Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe; as it happens, in Transylvania. << MORE >>

There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island. << MORE >>