The Taxi Driver

When the passenger tapped him on the shoulder to ask a question,the taxi driver screamed,lost control of the vehicle and nearly ran into a crowd of pedestrians.
"Don't ever do that again!" He yelled.
"I'm sorry,"said the passenger,"It was only a tap on the shoulder."
"Maybe, but this is my first day as a cab driver, I've been driving hearses for the last twenty years."

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