Three men, a Californian, a Nebraskan, and a Washingtonian were walking along the beach when they came across a lantern. While they were examining it, a genie popped out and declared, "I ll give each one of you one wish."
The Nebraskan said,"I am a farmer, my father was a farmer, and my son will be a farmer, so I want the land in Nebraska to be fertile forever."
There was a puff of smoke and the genie said the wish had been granted.
Next it was the Californians turn.
 He told the genie, "I want a wall around California so that no foreigners can come into our precious state."
 There was a puff of smoke and the genie said the wish had been granted.
Finally it was the Washingtonians turn, he said to the genie,"Tell me more about this wall around California."
"Well," said the genie," It's 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state, nothing can get in or out."
"Interesting, "mused the Washingtonian, "Fill it with water."

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